The Straight Version
France faces nationwide strikes across public sectors as 70,000 police officers deploy to manage massive street demonstrations.
The UNHINGED Take
France is just a professional hobbyist at shutting down the country because someone looked at a croissant wrong. Watching 70,000 cops play tag with a bunch of angry strikers is peak national entertainment.
The Bottom Line
PROFESSIONAL TANTRUM / 10
France is just a professional hobbyist at shutting down the country because someone looked at a croissant wrong.
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France is just a professional hobbyist at shutting down the country because someone looked at a croissant wrong. PROFESSIONAL TANTRUM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/protesters-join-street-demonstrations-across-france-on-day #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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