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Bomberry chocolate fruit products recalled over fears they may contain metal

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Straits Times·29 Oct, 12:16 pm
Bomberry chocolate fruit products recalled over fears they may contain metal — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Bomberry chocolate fruit products are being recalled due to potential metal contamination.

The UNHINGED Take

Singaporeans finally getting the iron supplement they never asked for. Nothing says gourmet treat like a side of industrial debris to shred your insides.

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Singaporeans finally getting the iron supplement they never asked for.

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