The Straight Version
Serval triples valuation to $3bn after AI workflow automation hits businesses.
The UNHINGED Take
Serval flees $3bn, while ‘AI workflow’ trickle into corporate tea pots; tech nerds puff on futuristic fumes, but it's only latte foam with hyper unrealistic value.
The Bottom Line
FOURKNOT CHAOS / 10
Serval flees $3bn, while ‘AI workflow’ trickle into corporate tea pots; tech nerds puff on futuristic fumes, but it's only latte foam with hyper unrealistic value.
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Serval flees $3bn, while ‘AI workflow’ trickle into corporate tea pots; tech nerds puff on futuristic fumes, but it's only latte foam with hyper unrealistic value. FOURKNOT CHAOS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/serval-triples-valuation-to-3-billion-as-businesses #NZEl
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