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Singapore closes car loan loophole by extending financing curbs to individually owned private-hire cars

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CNA·29 Oct, 12:00 pm
Singapore closes car loan loophole by extending financing curbs to individually owned private-hire cars — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Singapore has closed a car loan loophole by applying financing curbs to individually owned private-hire vehicles.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so desperate to flex a COE-priced coffin that you pretend to be a Grab driver just to dodge a deposit. Absolute clown behaviour, you cheapskate muppets.

🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // CLOWN CAR CRASHGIF
Reaction GIF for Singapore closes car loan loophole by extending financing curbs to individually owned private-hire cars

The Bottom Line

BROKE ENERGY / 10

Imagine being so desperate to flex a COE-priced coffin that you pretend to be a Grab driver just to dodge a deposit.

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Imagine being so desperate to flex a COE-priced coffin that you pretend to be a Grab driver just to dodge a deposit. BROKE ENERGY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/singapore-closes-car-loan-loophole-by-extending-financing #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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