The Straight Version
Derek Chan has been appointed CEO of the new entity overseeing Singapore's national payment schemes.
The UNHINGED Take
Another paper-pusher shuffle to ensure your money disappears through even more corporate layers. Twenty years of experience just means he has mastered the art of charging fees for absolutely nothing.

The Bottom Line
CORPORATE DRONE PERFORMANCE / 10
Another paper-pusher shuffle to ensure your money disappears through even more corporate layers.
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