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Derek Chan named as CEO of new entity governing Singapore’s payment schemes

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Straits Times·28 Oct, 07:44 am
Derek Chan named as CEO of new entity governing Singapore’s payment schemes — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Derek Chan has been appointed CEO of the new entity overseeing Singapore's national payment schemes.

The UNHINGED Take

Another paper-pusher shuffle to ensure your money disappears through even more corporate layers. Twenty years of experience just means he has mastered the art of charging fees for absolutely nothing.

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CORPORATE DRONE PERFORMANCE / 10

Another paper-pusher shuffle to ensure your money disappears through even more corporate layers.

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Another paper-pusher shuffle to ensure your money disappears through even more corporate layers. CORPORATE DRONE PERFORMANCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/derek-chan-named-as-ceo-of-new-entity #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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