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Doctor Anywhere hit by data breach, clinical records 'not affected'

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CNA·6 Nov, 11:18 am
Doctor Anywhere hit by data breach, clinical records 'not affected' — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Doctor Anywhere confirmed a data breach occurred but claims clinical records remain unaffected.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine trusting a digital clinic that secures data with the structural integrity of a wet tissue. If your cybersecurity is this cooked, maybe stick to pen and paper you clowns.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE DIGITAL DISASTER / 10

Imagine trusting a digital clinic that secures data with the structural integrity of a wet tissue.

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