The Straight Version
Jeremy Doku has returned to the Belgium squad following his recent injury.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking Doku is the miracle cure for Belgium's decaying football corpse. This team is more finished than a budget buffet at closing time.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE FOOTBALL GASLIGHTING / 10
Imagine thinking Doku is the miracle cure for Belgium's decaying football corpse.
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Imagine thinking Doku is the miracle cure for Belgium's decaying football corpse. ABSOLUTE FOOTBALL GASLIGHTING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/doku-back-in-boost-for-belgium #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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