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Doku back in boost for Belgium

๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ SingaporeยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Today Onlineยท6 Nov, 12:01 pm
Doku back in boost for Belgium โ€” Singapore
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The Straight Version

Jeremy Doku has returned to the Belgium squad following his recent injury.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking Doku is the miracle cure for Belgium's decaying football corpse. This team is more finished than a budget buffet at closing time.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE FOOTBALL GASLIGHTING / 10

Imagine thinking Doku is the miracle cure for Belgium's decaying football corpse.

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