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SAF's Digital and Intelligence Service launches new training command to keep pace with evolving threats

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CNA·6 Nov, 11:30 am
SAF's Digital and Intelligence Service launches new training command to keep pace with evolving threats — Singapore
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The Straight Version

The SAF Digital and Intelligence Service has launched a new training command to counter evolving modern threats.

The UNHINGED Take

Great, another layer of expensive bureaucracy to teach soldiers how to change their passwords while the real threats laugh at our overpriced firewalls. Absolute circus of pretend productivity.

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TAX MONEY BONFIRE / 10

Great, another layer of expensive bureaucracy to teach soldiers how to change their passwords while the real threats laugh at our overpriced firewalls.

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Great, another layer of expensive bureaucracy to teach soldiers how to change their passwords while the real threats laugh at our overpriced firewalls. TAX MONEY BONFIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/saf-and-039-s-digital-and-intelligence-service #NZElection2026 #Un

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