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Iran warns new war could last longer after Trump threatens strikes

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·2 Nov, 06:21 am
Iran warns new war could last longer after Trump threatens strikes — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Iran warns a new war could outlast expectations after Trump threatened missile strikes.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump coughed up a missile threat, but since Iran's eyes glare, the fight may drag past chow bars. Saddam's ghost still smarter than his bluff.

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TRUMP'S SHADOW TRIP / 10

Trump coughed up a missile threat, but since Iran's eyes glare, the fight may drag past chow bars.

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Trump coughed up a missile threat, but since Iran's eyes glare, the fight may drag past chow bars. TRUMP'S SHADOW TRIP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/iran-warns-new-war-could-last-longer-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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