The Straight Version
Iran warns a new war could outlast expectations after Trump threatened missile strikes.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump coughed up a missile threat, but since Iran's eyes glare, the fight may drag past chow bars. Saddam's ghost still smarter than his bluff.

The Bottom Line
TRUMP'S SHADOW TRIP / 10
Trump coughed up a missile threat, but since Iran's eyes glare, the fight may drag past chow bars.
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Trump coughed up a missile threat, but since Iran's eyes glare, the fight may drag past chow bars. TRUMP'S SHADOW TRIP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/iran-warns-new-war-could-last-longer-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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