The Straight Version
Parliament tabled 50+ questions on haze, COE tweak, health disruptions, and infant abuse.
The UNHINGED Take
Wry haze sounds, COE pranksters—gov crushes kids’ rights, an eight‑month‑old drowned by policy poison. Wake up, wokesters.

The Bottom Line
Miserable COE Juggernaut / 10
Wry haze sounds, COE pranksters—gov crushes kids’ rights, an eight‑month‑old drowned by policy poison.
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Wry haze sounds, COE pranksters—gov crushes kids’ rights, an eight‑month‑old drowned by policy poison. Miserable COE Juggernaut / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/parliament-to-discuss-haze-proposed-coe-changes-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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