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Jail for man who slashed and stabbed woman in random attack at Kallang Wave Mall

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Straits Times·2 Nov, 06:19 am
Jail for man who slashed and stabbed woman in random attack at Kallang Wave Mall — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Chua Jing Yuan pleaded guilty to attempted culpable homicide after stabbing a woman at Kallang Wave Mall.

The UNHINGED Take

Chua Jing Yuan slashing a gal spews salt, acts guilty, takes plea, still sweat on his 'guilt' badge, 'Kallang Wave Mall' now looks like a crime movie set.

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The Bottom Line

Punishment slap / 10

Chua Jing Yuan slashing a gal spews salt, acts guilty, takes plea, still sweat on his 'guilt' badge, 'Kallang Wave Mall' now looks like a crime movie set.

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Chua Jing Yuan slashing a gal spews salt, acts guilty, takes plea, still sweat on his 'guilt' badge, 'Kallang Wave Mall' now looks like a crime movie set. Punishment slap / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/jail-for-man-who-slashed-and-stabbed-woman #NZElection2026 #Unhin

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