The Straight Version
Racing Bulls F1 principal Alan Permane has signed a contract extension keeping him at the team until 2031.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so mediocre that getting paid to run a backmarker tractor for seven more years is considered a career highlight. Absolute job security for a glorified traffic cone.
The Bottom Line
STAGNANT MEDIOCRITY / 10
Imagine being so mediocre that getting paid to run a backmarker tractor for seven more years is considered a career highlight.
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