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Anthrax outbreak kills hippos in DR Congo’s Virunga National Park

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 08:49 am
Anthrax outbreak kills hippos in DR Congo’s Virunga National Park — World Wire
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Anthrax outbreak kills hippos in DR Congo’s Virunga National Park

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"Anthrax outbreak kills hippos in DR Congo’s Virunga National Park" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Anthrax outbreak kills hippos in DR Congo’s Virunga National Park" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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