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Sydney deploys heavily armed police unit after Bondi attack

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 08:44 am
Sydney deploys heavily armed police unit after Bondi attack — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Sydney has deployed a heavily armed police unit in response to the recent Bondi attack.

The UNHINGED Take

Bondi is now a warzone because the local authorities are too incompetent to keep the peace without turning the promenade into a tactical firing range.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10

Bondi is now a warzone because the local authorities are too incompetent to keep the peace without turning the promenade into a tactical firing range.

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Bondi is now a warzone because the local authorities are too incompetent to keep the peace without turning the promenade into a tactical firing range. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/sydney-deploys-heavily-armed-police-unit-after-bondi #NZElecti

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