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Ryanair may freeze workers' pay and raise fares on higher fuel prices

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 08:33 am
Ryanair may freeze workers' pay and raise fares on higher fuel prices — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens staff pay freezes and ticket hikes due to rising fuel costs linked to Middle East conflict.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O'Leary is literally holding holidaymakers hostage to fund his corporate greed while blaming geopolitical chaos for his own pathetic bottom line. The absolute king of sky-high extortion.

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The Bottom Line

SCAM ARTIST GARBAGE / 10

Michael O'Leary is literally holding holidaymakers hostage to fund his corporate greed while blaming geopolitical chaos for his own pathetic bottom line.

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Michael O'Leary is literally holding holidaymakers hostage to fund his corporate greed while blaming geopolitical chaos for his own pathetic bottom line. SCAM ARTIST GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/ryanair-may-freeze-workers-pay-and-raise-fares #NZElection2

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