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Thousands evacuated as India braces for second cyclone in a week

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 08:29 am
Thousands evacuated as India braces for second cyclone in a week — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Thousands are evacuating near Ongole as Cyclone Murasu brings 110 km/h winds, marking India's second storm this week.

The UNHINGED Take

Mother Nature is speedrunning India's eastern coastline this week, because apparently one catastrophic evacuation wasn't enough weather-induced trauma for Ongole.

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The Bottom Line

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Mother Nature is speedrunning India's eastern coastline this week, because apparently one catastrophic evacuation wasn't enough weather-induced trauma for Ongole.

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