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Chinese state TV continues Real Madrid blackout after Mbappe-Mao meme row

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 08:16 am
Chinese state TV continues Real Madrid blackout after Mbappe-Mao meme row — World Wire
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The Straight Version

CCTV is blacking out Real Madrid matches over a Mbappe-Mao meme dispute.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being a global superpower terrified of a glorified athlete meme. These CCP muppets are throwing a state-sponsored tantrum because their feelings got hurt by a footballer.

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The Bottom Line

FRAGILE EGO OVERLOAD / 10

Imagine being a global superpower terrified of a glorified athlete meme.

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