The Straight Version
Iran's Revolutionary Guard says four tankers in the Strait of Hormuz have caught fire.
The UNHINGED Take
Iranian Guard's fireworks turn four tankers into giant soda can ashes in the Hormuz Strait.
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The Bottom Line
PIGSTRUCK BURN / 10
Iranian Guard's fireworks turn four tankers into giant soda can ashes in the Hormuz Strait.
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Iranian Guard's fireworks turn four tankers into giant soda can ashes in the Hormuz Strait. PIGSTRUCK BURN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/iran-says-four-tankers-on-fire-after-striking #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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