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US execution survivor Christa Pike says she is now in ‘constant pain’

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 03:42 am
US execution survivor Christa Pike says she is now in ‘constant pain’ — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Christa Pike, 50, is surviving lethal injection, now in constant pain and solitary confinement.

The UNHINGED Take

Why is she party‑pooper? The US is serving age‑old dumpster‑hot blood instead of justice. Her pain is the verdict; the system's a clown car.

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The Bottom Line

DEATH BY AUTO-TRAP / 10

Why is she party‑pooper?

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