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US jails two Chinese nationals for spying

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 04:41 am
US jails two Chinese nationals for spying — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Liren Lai and Yuance Chen admitted to facilitating 'dead drop' cash payments worth at least $30,000 to people in the US.

The UNHINGED Take

"US jails two Chinese nationals for spying" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"US jails two Chinese nationals for spying" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"US jails two Chinese nationals for spying" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/us-jails-two-chinese-nationals-for-spying #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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