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US greenlights $2.1bn Patriot missile sale to Ukraine

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 04:51 am
US greenlights $2.1bn Patriot missile sale to Ukraine — World Wire
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The Straight Version

US approves $2.1bn Patriot missile sale to Ukraine, the biggest arms deal since Trump took office in 2025.

The UNHINGED Take

Gold‑backed glee for Kyiv, while American folks watch a circus of cash, pretending to fight war with silicon barnacles and promises of 'defense'.

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The Bottom Line

MONEY MADHOUSE / 10

Gold‑backed glee for Kyiv, while American folks watch a circus of cash, pretending to fight war with silicon barnacles and promises of 'defense'.

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Gold‑backed glee for Kyiv, while American folks watch a circus of cash, pretending to fight war with silicon barnacles and promises of 'defense'. MONEY MADHOUSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/us-greenlights-2-1bn-patriot-missile-sale-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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