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Israel election: There's no clear winner

๐ŸŒ World WireยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท28 Oct, 09:40 am
Israel election: There's no clear winner โ€” World Wire
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The Straight Version

Israel's election remains deadlocked with vote counting ongoing and neither Netanyahu nor the opposition securing a majority.

The UNHINGED Take

Another round of musical chairs in the Knesset while the whole region burns. It is just the same geriatric muppets clutching for power in a never-ending cycle of absolute incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10

Another round of musical chairs in the Knesset while the whole region burns.

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Another round of musical chairs in the Knesset while the whole region burns. COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/israel-election-theres-no-clear-winner #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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