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๐Ÿ”ด Two high-speed trains collide in Spain, halting traffic on Madrid-Andalusia line

๐ŸŒ World WireยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท28 Oct, 09:01 am
๐Ÿ”ด Two high-speed trains collide in Spain, halting traffic on Madrid-Andalusia line โ€” World Wire
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๐Ÿ”ด Two high-speed trains collide in Spain, halting traffic on Madrid-Andalusia line

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from ๐Ÿ”ด Two high: "๐Ÿ”ด Two high-speed trains collide in Spain, halting traffic on Madrid-Andalusia line". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from ๐Ÿ”ด Two high: "๐Ÿ”ด Two high-speed trains collide in Spain, halting traffic on Madrid-Andalusia line".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from ๐Ÿ”ด Two high: "๐Ÿ”ด Two high-speed trains collide in Spain, halting traffic on Madrid-Andalusia line". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/two-high-speed-trains-collide-in-spain-halting #NZElection2026 #Unh

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