The Straight Version
Cape Town council slaps R5m into SA20 finals despite doubting next season's pay.
The UNHINGED Take
South African councilers spent R5m on a cricket finale like it pays the pensions. Grown-ups, it's your paycheck, not a Bollywood movie. Eye on real jobs, not your empty glory box.
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The Bottom Line
WRONG WAY TO SPEND / 10
South African councilers spent R5m on a cricket finale like it pays the pensions.
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