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IEC says 2.6 million voters registered for special ballots

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Mail & Guardian·1 Nov, 05:35 pm
IEC says 2.6 million voters registered for special ballots — South Africa
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The Straight Version

2.6 million voters signed up for special ballots in South Africa.

The UNHINGED Take

IEC’s 2.6‑million list looks like a queue of caffeine‑drunk ghosts, waiting for the ballot apocalypse—where voting is more a privilege snack than civic right.

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BRAIN ROT / 10

IEC’s 2.6‑million list looks like a queue of caffeine‑drunk ghosts, waiting for the ballot apocalypse—where voting is more a privilege snack than civic right.

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IEC’s 2.6‑million list looks like a queue of caffeine‑drunk ghosts, waiting for the ballot apocalypse—where voting is more a privilege snack than civic right. BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/iec-says-2-6-million-voters-registered-for #NZElection2026 #Unhinge

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