The Straight Version
NASA and NSRI drafted a rescue plan if Orion splashes off Cape Town.
The UNHINGED Take
NASA drafted an NSRI rescue for an Artemis splash, proving their space game’s as shaky as rand deposits – ready to dump us off Cape if they hit a misfire.
The Bottom Line
BRAINS LOOSE / 10
NASA drafted an NSRI rescue for an Artemis splash, proving their space game’s as shaky as rand deposits – ready to dump us off Cape if they hit a misfire.
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NASA drafted an NSRI rescue for an Artemis splash, proving their space game’s as shaky as rand deposits – ready to dump us off Cape if they hit a misfire. BRAINS LOOSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/orion-capsule-could-splash-down-off-cape-town #NZElection2026 #Unhin
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