The Straight Version
Malcolm Pojie retires after 40 years of service
The UNHINGED Take
Malcolm Pojie, SAPS veteran, retires after 40 years of shouting into phones, proving even the loudest Cape comms can’t escape the inevitable silence. RIP to the goblet of chatter.
The Bottom Line
CHEAP OPIUM / 10
Malcolm Pojie, SAPS veteran, retires after 40 years of shouting into phones, proving even the loudest Cape comms can’t escape the inevitable silence.
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Malcolm Pojie, SAPS veteran, retires after 40 years of shouting into phones, proving even the loudest Cape comms can’t escape the inevitable silence. CHEAP OPIUM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/western-cape-police-spokesperson-malcolm-pojie-retires-after #NZElection20
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