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Durban voter claims registration problem prevented her from voting

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·5 Nov, 11:15 am
Durban voter claims registration problem prevented her from voting — South Africa
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The Straight Version

A Durban voter was denied a ballot because the IEC system erroneously linked her registration to Ntuzuma.

The UNHINGED Take

Classic IEC incompetence, sending voters on a wild goose chase while the system glitches harder than a cracked Nokia in a township tavern. Absolute circus.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10

Classic IEC incompetence, sending voters on a wild goose chase while the system glitches harder than a cracked Nokia in a township tavern.

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Classic IEC incompetence, sending voters on a wild goose chase while the system glitches harder than a cracked Nokia in a township tavern. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/durban-voter-claims-registration-problem-prevented-her-from #NZElection2026

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