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South Africa must confront the spread and cost of illicit alcohol

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·5 Nov, 11:30 am
South Africa must confront the spread and cost of illicit alcohol — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Illegal alcohol sales are surging in disadvantaged South African communities, sparking serious public health and regulatory concerns.

The UNHINGED Take

The government is busy debating colonial ghosts while locals are drinking bathtub ethanol that could strip paint off a taxi. It is a slow-motion organ failure festival funded by sheer state incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE LIVER FAILURE / 10

The government is busy debating colonial ghosts while locals are drinking bathtub ethanol that could strip paint off a taxi.

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The government is busy debating colonial ghosts while locals are drinking bathtub ethanol that could strip paint off a taxi. COLLECTIVE LIVER FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/south-africa-must-confront-the-spread-and-cost #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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