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Stolen ballots, armed voter and arrests mark election day

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·5 Nov, 11:30 am
Stolen ballots, armed voter and arrests mark election day — South Africa
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The Straight Version

KZN ballot thefts and armed scuffles in Cape Town turned the election into a total crime scene.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking a ballot box is worth a jail sentence or a firefight. South Africa voting like it's a rugby match in the parking lot of a shebeen.

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The Bottom Line

PATHETIC BANANA REPUBLIC / 10

Imagine thinking a ballot box is worth a jail sentence or a firefight.

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Imagine thinking a ballot box is worth a jail sentence or a firefight. PATHETIC BANANA REPUBLIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/stolen-ballots-armed-voter-and-arrests-mark-election #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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