The Straight Version
Verulam Farmers' Market traders are demanding urgent repairs to broken infrastructure as eThekwini Municipality promises inspections.
The UNHINGED Take
eThekwini is rotting faster than the produce on those stalls. Imagine paying rates just to trade in a literal sewer while municipal suits pretend to inspect the disaster.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL MUNICIPAL COLLAPSE / 10
eThekwini is rotting faster than the produce on those stalls.
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