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Verulam Farmers’ Market traders demand urgent repairs as infrastructure deteriorates

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·5 Nov, 11:22 am
Verulam Farmers’ Market traders demand urgent repairs as infrastructure deteriorates — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Verulam Farmers' Market traders are demanding urgent repairs to broken infrastructure as eThekwini Municipality promises inspections.

The UNHINGED Take

eThekwini is rotting faster than the produce on those stalls. Imagine paying rates just to trade in a literal sewer while municipal suits pretend to inspect the disaster.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL MUNICIPAL COLLAPSE / 10

eThekwini is rotting faster than the produce on those stalls.

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