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Hotelier challenges lender’s role in £94.5m UK hotel debt dispute

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·5 Nov, 11:25 am
Hotelier challenges lender’s role in £94.5m UK hotel debt dispute — South Africa
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The Straight Version

A Lebanese hotelier is fighting the administration of two UK Hilton hotels over a 94.5 million pound debt.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine sinking nearly a hundred million quid into British hotels just to get folded by some unregulated loan sharks. Absolute amateur hour for the high rollers.

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Imagine sinking nearly a hundred million quid into British hotels just to get folded by some unregulated loan sharks.

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