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A quadrennial Tokyo festival returns to a changed Japan

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·2 Nov, 05:35 am
A quadrennial Tokyo festival returns to a changed Japan — Japan
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Once every four years, Nezu Shrine celebrates a special version of its annual festival.

The UNHINGED Take

"A quadrennial Tokyo festival returns to a changed Japan" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"A quadrennial Tokyo festival returns to a changed Japan" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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