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Japan weighs $500 billion defense spending plan, sources say

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·2 Nov, 05:13 am
Japan weighs $500 billion defense spending plan, sources say — Japan
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The Straight Version

If adopted, defense buildup spending for the five years from April 2027 would be nearly twice that in the current five-year plan.

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