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Phone booth set up in Hokkaido offers a place to speak to lost loved ones

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·2 Nov, 05:22 am
Phone booth set up in Hokkaido offers a place to speak to lost loved ones — Japan
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The Straight Version

The 2022 sinking of a tourist boat off Hokkaido left 20 passengers and crew members dead and six others unaccounted for.

The UNHINGED Take

"Phone booth set up in Hokkaido offers a place to speak to lost loved ones" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Phone booth set up in Hokkaido offers a place to speak to lost loved ones" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Phone booth set up in Hokkaido offers a place to speak to lost loved ones" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/phone-booth-set-up-in-hokkaido-offers-a #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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