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Omron to raise output capacity for blood pressure monitors at Indian plant

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·2 Nov, 05:42 am
Omron to raise output capacity for blood pressure monitors at Indian plant — Japan
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The Straight Version

The move will take capacity at the Chennai plant, which started operations in November last year, to 3 million units a year.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Omron to raise output capacity for blood pressure monitors at Indian plant: "Omron to raise output capacity for blood pressure monitors at Indian plant". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Omron to raise output capacity for blood pressure monitors at Indian plant: "Omron to raise output capacity for blood pressure monitors at Indian plant".

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