The Straight Version
JPA expects all civil servants to stop using Waze following security concerns cited by the director-general.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so terrified of a map app that you force the entire civil service back to folding paper charts like it is 1985. Absolute clown energy for a country that still cannot fix its own potholes.

The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10
Imagine being so terrified of a map app that you force the entire civil service back to folding paper charts like it is 1985.
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Imagine being so terrified of a map app that you force the entire civil service back to folding paper charts like it is 1985. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/jpa-confident-civil-servants-will-fully-comply-with #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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