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Three or four checks, then one big raid: How a Puchong chicken warehouse that flouted halal rules ran for 20 years

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Malay Mail·31 Oct, 08:59 am
Three or four checks, then one big raid: How a Puchong chicken warehouse that flouted halal rules ran for 20 years — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

A Puchong chicken warehouse operated for twenty years while blatantly violating halal standards before a recent police raid.

The UNHINGED Take

Twenty years of eating unverified mystery bird thanks to enforcement officers who were clearly sleeping on the job or just allergic to doing their actual work. Absolute circus.

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UTTER SYSTEM FAILURE / 10

Twenty years of eating unverified mystery bird thanks to enforcement officers who were clearly sleeping on the job or just allergic to doing their actual work.

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