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Turkey nominates OSCE chief as candidate for next UN sec-gen

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·31 Oct, 09:00 am
Turkey nominates OSCE chief as candidate for next UN sec-gen — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Turkey has officially nominated the OSCE chief to be the next UN Secretary-General.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine the UN trying to fix the world with a fresh suit while the house is already burnt to the ground. Another useless puppet for a global circus that achieves nothing but fancy lunches.

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ABSOLUTE THEATER TRASH / 10

Imagine the UN trying to fix the world with a fresh suit while the house is already burnt to the ground.

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