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Tok Mat explains commotion at Melaka nomination centre

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·31 Oct, 08:50 am
Tok Mat explains commotion at Melaka nomination centre — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Tok Mat blamed Election Commission confusion for the chaotic commotion at the Melaka nomination centre.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being a veteran politician and needing a coloring book to understand which door to walk through. Absolute clown behavior from grown men acting like lost toddlers at a school gate.

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BRAIN DEAD CIRCUS / 10

Imagine being a veteran politician and needing a coloring book to understand which door to walk through.

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