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Adesanya opens up on comeback, new contract

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·2 Nov, 01:50 am
Adesanya opens up on comeback, new contract — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Former UFC middleweight champion Israel Adesanya has revealed that he has signed a new UFC contract and will return to the octagon fairly soon. Adesanya made the disclosure on the Precision podcast, confirming that he has put pen to paper on the deal for his comeback. The 37-year-old has lost four consecutive fights since he Read More: https://punchng.com/adesanya-opens-up-on-comeback-new-contract/

The UNHINGED Take

"Adesanya opens up on comeback, new contract" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Adesanya opens up on comeback, new contract" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Adesanya opens up on comeback, new contract" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/adesanya-opens-up-on-comeback-new-contract #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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