The Straight Version
FG celebrates Samson Adamu's CAF secretary-general confirmation.
The UNHINGED Take
FG hails CAF appointment while Naija pitches remain goat farms — Dikko clapping for crumbs as football budget vanishes into oga's agbada.
The Bottom Line
AUDIO APPOINTMENT / 10
FG hails CAF appointment while Naija pitches remain goat farms — Dikko clapping for crumbs as football budget vanishes into oga's agbada.
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FG hails CAF appointment while Naija pitches remain goat farms — Dikko clapping for crumbs as football budget vanishes into oga's agbada. AUDIO APPOINTMENT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/fg-hails-adamus-confirmation-as-caf-secretary-general #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN
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