The Straight Version
Olumuyiwa Enitan announced civil service reforms to curb corruption, inefficiency.
The UNHINGED Take
Enitan yells reforms like a broken faucet—water’s still leaking, and the tap’s still rusted. The civil service will perform a magic trick: disappear… your integrity.

The Bottom Line
BRICK HEAD PERFORMANCE / 10
Enitan yells reforms like a broken faucet—water’s still leaking, and the tap’s still rusted.
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Enitan yells reforms like a broken faucet—water’s still leaking, and the tap’s still rusted. BRICK HEAD PERFORMANCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/civil-service-reforms-target-corruption-inefficiency-hos #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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