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Ebola contacts tracing ends Nov 13 – NCDC

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·2 Nov, 01:08 am
Ebola contacts tracing ends Nov 13 – NCDC — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Ebola contacts tracing will end on Nov 13, 2026 after 62 traced.

The UNHINGED Take

NCDC still selling Ebola contacts like telenovela spoilers, while 62 souls are cursed with a 2026 deadline. Who watches a 15-year delay in a one-time nightmare?

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Reaction GIF for Ebola contacts tracing ends Nov 13 – NCDC

The Bottom Line

NCDC SLIP / 10

NCDC still selling Ebola contacts like telenovela spoilers, while 62 souls are cursed with a 2026 deadline.

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