The Straight Version
Sultan of Sokoto crowns ex-JAMB boss Oloyede Kuliyan Sokoto title.
The UNHINGED Take
Sultan hands Oloyede a title while he manages floodwater of student chaos. Dream‑build your empire, boss, will you ever fix the mess you made?
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Sultan hands Oloyede a title while he manages floodwater of student chaos.
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