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16 areas to experience dangerous heat levels Tuesday — Pagasa

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·3 Nov, 12:13 am
16 areas to experience dangerous heat levels Tuesday — Pagasa — Philippines
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MANILA, Philippines — Sixteen areas across the country are expected to experience dangerous levels of heat on Tuesday, with heat indices reaching as high as 43 degrees Celsius, according to the state weather bureau. In its latest heat index forecast issued on Monday, the Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical, and Astronomical Services Administration (Pagasa) identified Iloilo City, San Jose in Occidental Mindoro, and Catarman in Northern Samar as the areas expected to record the highest heat index at 43°C.according to the state weather bureau. READ: Walang Pasok: High heat index prompts class suspensions on Nov. 3 Under Pagasa's classification, heat indices ranging from […]... Keep on reading: 16 areas to experience dangerous heat levels Tuesday — Pagasa

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