The Straight Version
LEGAZPI CITY, ALBAY, Philippines — Police in the Bicol region have accounted for 765 firearms with expired registrations, including 535 voluntarily deposited by their owners and 230 surrendered during police operations, the Police Regional Office 5 (PRO 5) said. The figures were reported on Tuesday (Nov. 2) during the launch of Project Kasurog: Bantay Baril at the PRO 5 Multi-Purpose Building in Camp BGen. Simeon A. Ola, in this city, led by Bicol police chief Brig. Gen. Randy Glenn Silvio. Silvio said the project seeks to strengthen the implementation of the Accounting and Disposition of Firearms with Expired Registration (ADFER) campaign […]... Keep on reading: 765 firearms surrendered, deposited in Bicol campaign
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