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3 killed in separate shooting incidents in BARMM

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·3 Nov, 02:04 pm
3 killed in separate shooting incidents in BARMM — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Three people were killed in separate shooting incidents in Bangsamoro Autonomous Region on Tuesday.

The UNHINGED Take

Even counsel Capt. Steffi Salanguit couldn't stop a Haifa Palace land spat from spillin' lives—Daud Ayo Ali and Ali Ansary lost it too, and Bangsamoro keeps getting sued by blood.

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The Bottom Line

BANGSAMORO: NEGLIGENCE / 10

Even counsel Capt.

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Even counsel Capt. BANGSAMORO: NEGLIGENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/3-killed-in-separate-shooting-incidents-in-barmm #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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