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La Union cops open to probe into alleged protection of illegal gambling

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·3 Nov, 02:17 pm
La Union cops open to probe into alleged protection of illegal gambling — Philippines
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The Straight Version

La Union police say they'll investigate claims officer protected illegal gambling.

The UNHINGED Take

Officer‑in‑charge protecting peryahan? That’s not police, that's their own poker club. LUPPO waving “open to probe” like a liar wearing a halo of gumbay.

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The Bottom Line

WASTED CORRUPTION / 10

Officer‑in‑charge protecting peryahan?

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