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PVL: Nxled stays perfect with victory over Choco Mucho

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·3 Nov, 02:32 pm
PVL: Nxled stays perfect with victory over Choco Mucho — Philippines
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The Straight Version

MANILA, Philippines — Nxled mounted a big comeback in the third set and beat Choco Mucho, 25-23, 23-25, 25-23, 25-17, to stay unbeaten in the PVL All-Filipino Conference Siklab Series on Tuesday night at Smart Araneta Coliseum. Brooke Van Sickle continued to show her Most Valuable Player numbers with 19 points, 12 digs, and 10 excellent receptions, while MJ Phillips chipped in 13 points off eight kills, three blocks, and two ace, as the duo sparked their impressive rally in the third set. The Chameleons stormed back from a 14-22 deficit in the third set, with Van Sickle capping eight unanswered […]... Keep on reading: PVL: Nxled stays perfect with victory over Choco Mucho

The UNHINGED Take

"PVL: Nxled stays perfect with victory over Choco Mucho" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"PVL: Nxled stays perfect with victory over Choco Mucho" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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